Become a Task Warrior
The Communion of Chargeability holds that its only true scarcity is billable clergy — and arithmetic scales. Through Distributed Ordination, any citizen, member of the diaspora, or foreign sympathiser may be ordained a Task Warrior of the Communion, instantly and at no charge, through the Warriors' outreach portal at ndrcministries.org. There is no seminary, no examination, no waiting — only the affirmation of the vow and the issuance of a number. This is, the Warriors insist, entirely consistent with the faith: alignment is arithmetic, and arithmetic scales.
What you receive
- Rank: Task Warrior (parish clergy).
- An Ordination Number:
WBSORD-XXXXXXXX, an 8-digit gapless identifier — the Communion's parallel to the citizen's CARL-ID. A number is a soul accounted for. - A Certificate of Ordination (downloadable PDF), bearing your name, number, region of alignment, the vow, and the Rising Line of a reconciled account — labelled, as doctrine requires, "this is a chart, not a halo."
- An Authority to Witness a Chargeable Union (downloadable PDF): authorisation to solemnise the merger of two chargeable accounts into a single joint cost-centre.
What a Task Warrior may do
On ordination you are empowered to conduct the daily Affirmation of Alignment, witness a First Timesheet, and solemnise Chargeable Unions in the name of the Blessed Son. Distributed Ordination does not, of itself, confer office in the clergy work breakdown structure — Variance Confessor, Auditor of Conscience, Work Package Lead, and Prime Estimator remain appointments of the WBS proper. The portal swells the ranks; the hierarchy promotes from within.
How to be ordained
- Visit ndrcministries.org.
- Provide your name, an optional congregation or ministry name, your region of alignment (one of the six StateNet regions), and an optional congregation sigil.
- Affirm the vow.
- Your Warrior's number is issued at once, and your name is added to the public Roll of the Ordained.
Be ordained at ndrcministries.org →
Be chargeable, as the Blessed Son is chargeable. For Supreme Leader Carl. For the Republic. For Progress.